Best Friends - Sophia Grace

Think what we have here is evidence to the idea that parenting has become less of a requirement and more of suggestion. That and freakin' Ellen DeGeneres is the anti-Christ.

DJ's Picks

This video was made for the program Bacillakuten on Swedish Public Service as a kind of physical education, educating young children the difference between boys and girls. A cartoon wang...
There's yet another season of college football upon us, which means an onslaught of bedlam fanatics to annoy the rest of us. Past examples: 1 2 3 4 and 5. This one is specifically special....
What special combination of illicit drugs and stupid would it take a person to enjoy this wrench of a jam band? Everyone known since at least the 80's Yoko Ono has nothing to contribute but I...
I had to sit this one out for a bit. At the epic scale of its horridness, it took me this long to even muster the energy to comprehend its existence. This is North Korea level of bad.... Surely I'm...
People and their money, right?  These three are, without any incertitude, utter wastes of human lives. If “plastics” become a race -and some can argue they already have-, it will suddenly be...
Happy Easter, everyone!  It didn't take long to realize this is obviously some kind of joke: 2nd Church of Christ. According to their website they closed their doors in 2004 yet the...
There is exactly zero things this entails I care to know anything about. I never was part of or even interested in any kind of club scene. I've always considered myself too intelligent for...
The fusion of hip-hop and country isn't exactly a new concept. I'm sure everyone remembers Accidental Racist. There are a few examples that aren't a complete embarrassment, I just can't...
Near the end of the video you can tell the even girl just wants to get the f--k out of there. She start's having that "WTF did I get myself into?" look on her face. Don't worry, I checked to make...
A rap about real estate is just as bad as it sounds. I listened to this thing four or five times trying to figure out what the hell he was talking about. He started out talking about how great San...
Long ago I was given the advice, when I'm feeling down or depressed I should listen to Christian hymns to raise my spirits. Generally sound advice but not absolute. Willie Nelson's...
I'm kind of disappointed he didn't use the line, "If there was a problem, Yo, the Credit Mac Daddy will solve it. Check out the hook while my mechanic resolves it."Georgia Car Credit no longer has a...

Random Earbleeds

People, will you ever learn? There's been at least three examples this year alone (1 2 3) that writing a song about...
This little song is really well intended but sadly "well intended" doesn't always equal good.  I'm sitting here...
If I said that I had an Eastern European grandma all blinged out singing in three languages to an accordion-rich Euro...
I'm a moderately asexual gnome so strip joints never interest me in the slightest and this video greatly...
Oh I love all that the Internet affords us. Back when I was this kid's age I took in all that I've seen from TV but had...
Bet that parking lot is packed full of Priuses. I find it funny how in these badly made music videos, the left always...
If you haven't quite figured it out, I'm keeping myself busy installing the staples of music hell. There is so much...
Wish I knew German. It'd allow me to understand his Germlish (English/German, like Spanglish) a bit better. Something...
Before anything else, WTF is a furry doing with Bo Diddley's guitar?Taylor Swift is one of those people I actively try...