OU Cap, Sooner Football Hype Song - BAM!

There's yet another season of college football upon us, which means an onslaught of bedlam fanatics to annoy the rest of us. Past examples: 1 2 3 4 and 5.

This one is specifically special. Not only because it's OU, not even because the guy who made this is local to L-Town and not even the fact he's in county lockup at the moment for possession/concealment of stolen goods (held on $5,000 bail, as I understand). What makes this one special is how he has been reaching out from jail to several of my journalist buddies in all attempts to make his video reach a "viral platform" so he can have "the video redone professionally".

DJ's Picks

There's yet another season of college football upon us, which means an onslaught of bedlam fanatics to annoy the rest of us. Past examples: 1 2 3 4 and 5. This one is specifically special....
What special combination of illicit drugs and stupid would it take a person to enjoy this wrench of a jam band? Everyone known since at least the 80's Yoko Ono has nothing to contribute but I...
I had to sit this one out for a bit. At the epic scale of its horridness, it took me this long to even muster the energy to comprehend its existence. This is North Korea level of bad.... Surely I'm...
People and their money, right?  These three are, without any incertitude, utter wastes of human lives. If “plastics” become a race -and some can argue they already have-, it will suddenly be...
Happy Easter, everyone!  It didn't take long to realize this is obviously some kind of joke: 2nd Church of Christ. According to their website they closed their doors in 2004 yet the...
There is exactly zero things this entails I care to know anything about. I never was part of or even interested in any kind of club scene. I've always considered myself too intelligent for...
The fusion of hip-hop and country isn't exactly a new concept. I'm sure everyone remembers Accidental Racist. There are a few examples that aren't a complete embarrassment, I just can't...
Near the end of the video you can tell the even girl just wants to get the f--k out of there. She start's having that "WTF did I get myself into?" look on her face. Don't worry, I checked to make...
A rap about real estate is just as bad as it sounds. I listened to this thing four or five times trying to figure out what the hell he was talking about. He started out talking about how great San...
Long ago I was given the advice, when I'm feeling down or depressed I should listen to Christian hymns to raise my spirits. Generally sound advice but not absolute. Willie Nelson's...
I'm kind of disappointed he didn't use the line, "If there was a problem, Yo, the Credit Mac Daddy will solve it. Check out the hook while my mechanic resolves it."Georgia Car Credit no longer has a...
Oh you gotta love the "Fair Use" clause in the copyright laws. There is no way in hell The Boss would have approved his song to be used this way. "It's My Dome Town"? That's the best they could have...

Random Earbleeds

I don't think this can be considered rap. With rap the vocalist at least has an attempt at keeping with...
Paris Hilton featuring Lil Wayne. One doesn't even have to hear the song to know fully well it sucks. If you'd like to...
Here's a phrase I wished I'd never have the misfortune to write: Contemporary Glam Metal band. Finland, I love you guys...
Remember my theory record executives are actively trying to make the shittist music possible just to see if they can...
Hank Hill from King of the Hill, in reference to combining pop music and Christianity, said it best: "You'...
by nanaluvstroublesThis is so disturbing in so many ways; disgusting in every possible way. I'm so...
In case you forgot like I have, J-Lo became famous as a vocalist. Seems like more people these days know her for...
Brought to you from the people who made the hit, "Peanut Butter & Jelly Time". You might also...
This song suppose to be some kind of half-assed metaphor of a Chiefs/Broncos matchup (I know very little about football...