Not-so Sweet Child O' Mine

I haven't posted an earbleed in nearly two years, so yeah, maybe I've grown out of the mild psychological terrorism that is tormenting my family and friends with the worst music the internet has to offer. Nonetheless, I feel I'll never totally be above it, thus when DJ b, or I should be more specific, DJ b's dog "Sweetie" shared this abortion of a Guns 'N Roses cover, it felt my duty to pass it on. Yeah, Guns N' Roses isn't exactly on many top 10 best rock band lists and Axl Rose sounds like a cat getting raped by a weed wacker but they have given us some memorable, well constructed songs that deserves better than this poorly rehearsed mess. Seriously guys, find a key and stick with it.

Thanks for sharing, Sweetie. Good dog!

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