Born to Serve - Jasmine Tridevil (a.k.a. Three-Boob June)

"It's about time I turn the tables. There's too many women with derogatory labels." This coming from the girl known for faking a third boob. In the feminism world I'm sure she carries a lot of credibility. Everyone knew we haven't seen the last of her. Most people's guess was porn. Mine too. Suppose since it was fake she had to settle with a laughable music career. This video comes pretty damn close to our initial assumptions, however.

This is an interesting one, indeed. Although to its core it sounds exactly like every piece of crap reality show stars have been making over the past 10 years; that redundant, generic tone. But no! She went a different direction. She wanted to be unique so rather than another cheesy dance song about partying, she went BDSM and ripped off Nine Inch Nails' Closer. You know, that song with the hook, "I want to f--k you like an animal." Throw in a little bit of Lady Gaga styling and Devil/Angel/Catholic imagery like we've seen from classic Madonna and boom, a video fully intended to be "edgy".

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